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Paint 10:07
He builds his lofty palace in the heavens and sets its foundation on the earth; he calls for the waters of the sea and pours them out over the face of the land— Johnny is his name. November 7th, 1983, It hadn’t been this cold in years. Slumped under a tree, Was a man who smelled of dumpster rot. Johnny Just an hour before, He punched a cop, Outside a hardware store, As he ran off with that night’s dinner. Johnny He nibbled at the lid, Until it opened, When it finally did, Paint He took a swig Paint Paint Johnny was now in the blue jungle of planet Guppin. On an assignment from the Crungle Corporation. Five thousand space yen to put a hole through the head. Of Guppin outlaw Reginald Orklonk. Wanted for eating a poodlefish from planet Ulp. Reginald Orklonk was now building a shed for Guppin’s new clomper milk facility, Deep in the blue jungle, When his green head blew up, Johnny only needed one shot, He was that good. He popped a Crungle Corporation paint pill. And disappeared back into the jungle.
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Bungus! 01:45
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Mole People 12:14
Christopher the moleman Eats the dwarves of Savanyú Uborka Yummy yummy Savanyú Uborka dwarves He eats as many as he can Christopher the moleman The dwarves put a bounty on his head Crungle Corp gave Johnny the job The dwarf chief told johnny, ē apatayāva maranna He wanted the moleman dead parivart ana peḷa magin saṁvardhanaya karana lada bahubhāṣā snāyuka yantra Christopher the moleman Christopher was feasting on Ulululubarrack Offenblaagh The dwarf village mailman When Johnny entered his cave He and the moleman began shooting But the moleman had a secret weapon Christopher the moleman He released his attack cow on Johnny The cow was an ancient demon named Big Boy Gummy Boy The cow stood still. It did nothing. It cow’d. Then it exploded. Christopher the moleman. Johnny was given 16 space yen by the dwarf chief gini eḷa harak loku gan̆da gahana eḷadenakaṭa vofl bōḍiṁ lōkaya pætaliyi Yummy yummy more money for paint No more Christopher the moleman
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Sweet Leaf 04:28

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Johnny sets off on an adventure of a lifetime...

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released August 10, 2023

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The cow stood still. It did nothing. It cow'd. Then it exploded. Residing in Italy, formerly France.

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