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He builds his lofty palace in the heavens
and sets its foundation on the earth;
he calls for the waters of the sea
and pours them out over the face of the land—
Johnny is his name.
November 7th, 1983,
It hadn’t been this cold in years.
Slumped under a tree,
Was a man who smelled of dumpster rot.
Johnny
Just an hour before,
He punched a cop,
Outside a hardware store,
As he ran off with that night’s dinner.
Johnny
He nibbled at the lid,
Until it opened,
When it finally did,
Paint
He took a swig
Paint
Paint
Johnny was now in the blue jungle of planet Guppin.
On an assignment from the Crungle Corporation.
Five thousand space yen to put a hole through the head.
Of Guppin outlaw Reginald Orklonk.
Wanted for eating a poodlefish from planet Ulp.
Reginald Orklonk was now building a shed for Guppin’s new clomper milk facility,
Deep in the blue jungle,
When his green head blew up,
Johnny only needed one shot,
He was that good.
He popped a Crungle Corporation paint pill.
And disappeared back into the jungle.
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Johnny Fights the Aliens
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Bloodlungs & Ladybugs
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Bungus!
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Mole People
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Christopher the moleman
Eats the dwarves of Savanyú Uborka
Yummy yummy Savanyú Uborka dwarves
He eats as many as he can
Christopher the moleman
The dwarves put a bounty on his head
Crungle Corp gave Johnny the job
The dwarf chief told johnny, ē apatayāva maranna
He wanted the moleman dead
parivart ana peḷa magin saṁvardhanaya karana lada bahubhāṣā snāyuka yantra
Christopher the moleman
Christopher was feasting on Ulululubarrack Offenblaagh
The dwarf village mailman
When Johnny entered his cave
He and the moleman began shooting
But the moleman had a secret weapon
Christopher the moleman
He released his attack cow on Johnny
The cow was an ancient demon named Big Boy Gummy Boy
The cow stood still.
It did nothing.
It cow’d.
Then it exploded.
Christopher the moleman.
Johnny was given 16 space yen by the dwarf chief
gini eḷa harak loku gan̆da gahana eḷadenakaṭa vofl bōḍiṁ lōkaya pætaliyi
Yummy yummy more money for paint
No more Christopher the moleman
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Planet Guppin
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Sweet Leaf
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Grandma Sandra and the Cooking Crew Italy
The cow stood still. It did nothing. It cow'd. Then it exploded. Residing in Italy, formerly France.
Contact Grandma Sandra and the Cooking Crew
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