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Christopher the moleman

Eats the dwarves of Savanyú Uborka

Yummy yummy Savanyú Uborka dwarves

He eats as many as he can

Christopher the moleman


The dwarves put a bounty on his head

Crungle Corp gave Johnny the job

The dwarf chief told johnny, ē apatayāva maranna

He wanted the moleman dead

parivart ana peḷa magin saṁvardhanaya karana lada bahubhāṣā snāyuka yantra

Christopher the moleman


Christopher was feasting on Ulululubarrack Offenblaagh

The dwarf village mailman

When Johnny entered his cave

He and the moleman began shooting

But the moleman had a secret weapon

Christopher the moleman



He released his attack cow on Johnny

The cow was an ancient demon named Big Boy Gummy Boy

The cow stood still.

It did nothing.

It cow’d.

Then it exploded.

Christopher the moleman.


Johnny was given 16 space yen by the dwarf chief

gini eḷa harak loku gan̆da gahana eḷadenakaṭa vofl bōḍiṁ lōkaya pætaliyi

Yummy yummy more money for paint

No more Christopher the moleman

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from Johnny, released August 10, 2023

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The cow stood still. It did nothing. It cow'd. Then it exploded. Residing in Italy, formerly France.

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